St. Patrick’s Day Jokes – In this post, We provide latest jokes on St. Patrick’s day. This is a festival of religious value and remembers great St, Patrick. So people give best wishes and send jokes to other, by this they can enhance their enjoyment and happiness. Jokes are very popular in all world on this day. People use a different way to celebrate this day with craziness and jokes are very popular among people for celebrating this holy day in a funny way.
St. Patrick’s Day Jokes Funny Messages for Wishes –
Check out some special St. Patrick’s Day Funny Jokes and Messages for sending wishes to your dear one. Sending wishes to your dear ones is one of the best ways to celebrate St Patrick’s day. It’s a cultural and religious celebration held on 17 March, the traditional death date of Saint Patrick (c. AD 385–461), the foremost patron saint of Ireland. Share these funny messages and jokes to your dear one on the occasion of St. Patricks Day.
“What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender.
“Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight,” says Paddy.
“That little shit, O’Conner,” says Sean, “He couldn’t do that to you,
he must have had something in his hand.”
“That he did,” says Paddy, “a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin’ he gave me with it.”
“Well,” says Sean, “you should have defended yourself, didn’t you have something in your hand?”
“That I did,” said Paddy. “Mrs. O’Conner’s breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight.”
Q: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A: Paddy O’Furniture
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock. Q
: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short.
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?
A: They like to “go” first class!
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!
Mick and Paddy were walking in Covent Garden in London. It was their first week in the capital and they were a bit naïve.’Lord above Paddy, this is a great city,’ says Mick.
‘Why’s that Mick?’ responds Paddy.
‘Well, to be sure,’ explains Mick, ‘where else in the world would a complete stranger come up to you, make idle chat, invite you to dinner and then offer you to spend the night at their house?’
‘Begorrah, ‘ splutters Paddy, ‘did that happen to you?’
‘No,’ says Mick, ‘but it happens to my beautiful sister all the time.’
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
(Real rocks are too heavy!)Why can’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
(Because you shouldn’t press your luck!)
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
What type of bow cannot be tied?
Where can you always find gold?
(In the dictionary!)
Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
(Because they’re already wearing green!)
Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?
(Her red ones were in the wash!)
What did the leprechaun do for a living?
(He was a short-order cook!)
How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?
(He is Dublin over with laughter!)
Tom: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Tom: A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day.
Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
A: St. O’Claus!
Q: What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A: Some poor horse is going barefoot!
Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A: Sure, they’re great at shorthand!
Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A: Short ribs!
Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A: To keep from falling in the stew!
Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A: He took a shortcut!
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