St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers

St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers

St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers – Looking for some funny jokes for sending wishes to your favorite teacher? Then you at right page because here we sharing with you worlds the best collection of St. Patricks Day Jokes for the teacher. A teacher is someone who makes us perfect and teaches us lessons about life. So on the occasion of Saint Patrick’s Day 2017, share these funny jokes with your teacher, but be careful before sending these jokes please check your teacher mood. You can also able to share these jokes and images on social media like facebook, twitter, instagram, snapchat, whatsapp or anywhere you want to share. Hope you all gonna like this awesome collection.

St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers

St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers
St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers

David: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
Mom: Oh, really?
David: No, O’Reilly!

Joke submitted by David K., Shelby Township, Mich.

St Patrick’s Day Jokes and Riddles


St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers
St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers

‘Lord above Paddy, this is a great city,’ says Mick.
‘Why’s that Mick?’ responds Paddy.

St Patricks Day Quotes


St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers
St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers

Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A: To keep from falling in the stew!

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A: He took a shortcut!

Q: What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A: A Jolly Green Giant

Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A: When it’s a FRENCH fry!

Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A: Because they’re very short-tempered!

Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green

St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers
St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers

What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O’furniture!


How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?
Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.


What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs


Why wasn’t Jesus born in Ireland?
He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.


How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of scotch in front of her.


St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers
St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers

What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
(He gets wet!)

What is Irish and left out on the lawn all summer?
(Paddy O’Furniture!)

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
(He couldn’t afford plane fare!)

When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
(When it’s a French fry!)

What do you call a diseased criminal?
(A leper-con!)

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
(Because they’re always a little short!)

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day.


 

St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers
St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers

Joe: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
Bob: Tell me.
Joe: You might press your luck!

Joke submitted by Eric H., San Diego, Calif.


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