St Patrick’s Day Jokes and Riddles

St Patrick’s Day Jokes

St Patrick’s Day Jokes and Riddles – Hello everyone, As you all know St Patrick’s Day is on the way. 17 March is going to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in 2017. Here we sharing with you words the best collection of Patricks Day Jokes and Riddles to make your occasion special. You can send these jokes to people to make them happy and wish them a special St. Patricks Day. You can also able to share these jokes and riddles on facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram. Hope you all gonna like this collection. Happy St. Patricks Day.

St Patrick’s Day Jokes and Riddles

It’s OK to Pretend we’re, Irish on St. Patrick’s Day.
We pretend we’re GOOD on Christmas, don’t we?

St Patrick’s Day Jokes
St Patrick’s Day Jokes and Riddles

Tom: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Tom: A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day.

Joke submitted by Tommy F., Aberdeen, Md.

St Patricks Day Quotes


Mick and Paddy were walking in Covent Garden in London. It was their first week in the capital and they were a bit naïve.


St Patrick’s Day Jokes
St Patrick’s Day Jokes

St Patrick’s Day Jokes and Riddles


Q: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A: Paddy O’Furniture
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock.
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short.
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?
A: They like to “go” first class!

“Finnegan drunk as usual walk into
the church confessional.
The priest waits and waits for
Finnegan to say something.
Finally the priest pounds on
the wall of the confessional box.

“Ain’t no use in knocking,”
Finnegan yells back.
“There’s no paper on this side either!”

St Patrick’s Day Jokes
St Patrick’s Day Jokes

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.


Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short. St Patrick’s Day Jokes and Riddles


“May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,
May good luck pursue you each morning and night.”

St Patrick’s Day Jokes
St Patrick’s Day Jokes

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
(Real rocks are too heavy!)Why can’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
(Because you shouldn’t press your luck!)

What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
(A sham-rock!)

What type of bow cannot be tied?
(A rain-bow!)

Where can you always find gold?
(In the dictionary!)

Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
(Because they’re already wearing green!)

Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?
(Her red ones were in the wash!)

What did the leprechaun do for a living?
(He was a short-order cook!)

How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?
(He is Dublin over with laughter!)


“Green And Lucky I am.
Share your pot of gold I can?”

St Patrick’s Day Jokes
St Patrick’s Day Jokes

Seth: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Spencer: What?
Seth: A shamrock!

Joke submitted by Seth F., Frederick, Colo.


St Patrick’s Day Jokes
St Patrick’s Day Jokes

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
A: St. O’Claus!

Q: What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A: Some poor horse is going barefoot!

Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A: Sure, they’re great at shorthand!

Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A: Short ribs!

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