St Patrick’s Day Drinking Quotes, Blessing For St Patty’s Day

St Patrick’s Day Drinking Quotes: –St Patrick’s Day is held on 17th March, traditional of the death date of Saint Patrick. St Patrick’s Day is also called as the feast of Saint Patrick. It is Irish festival and it involves a lot of feasting and celebrations which include traditional Irish music, drinking beer and eating bacon and cabbage. Another tradition is one has to wear green clothing or they will pinch. Green is the color of Saint Patrick’s Day as it is the national color of Ireland and people often wear green on that day or have some type of shamrock on their clothing. Here we provide the best collection of drinking quotes or blessing for St Patrick’s or Patty’s Day. So you can get download and send to friends and family members. You can share on social websites Facebook, Twitter, Lined-In, Tumblr, Reddit, Pinterest others websites also.

St Patrick’s Day Drinking Quotes

  • God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world!
  • I’ll have what the man on the floor’s having!
  • St Patrick’s Day Puns Funny Jokes
  • May we get what we want,
    May we get what we need,
    But may we never get what we deserve. -Cedric
  • Here’s to the wine we love to drink, and the food we like to eat.
    Here’s to our wives and sweethearts, let’s pray they never meet.
    Here’s champagne for our real friends And real pain for our sham friends.
    And when this life is over, may all of us find peace.
  • In water, one sees one’s own face, But in wine, one beholds the heart of another. –French proverb
  • (Holding his dream and staring it in the eye)
    Ye killed me, mother;
    Ye killed me, father;
    Ah, sweet revenge!!
    From a fine old Scottish gentleman from
    “The Black Isle,” who passed away years ago:
  • In all this world, why I do think
    There are five reasons why we drink:
  • Good friends, good wine, lest we are dry and any other reason why.
  • We decided it would be best to confiscate anything that allows you to tweet or take photos this St. Patricks Day.
  • May the sun shine all day long, everything goes right and nothing wrong. May those you love bring love back to you, and may all the wishes you wish come true!
  • I’m giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick’s Day.
  • I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick’s Day wasn’t the closest you’ll come this year to eating a vegetable.
  • May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint!”
  • Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
    A quick death and an easy one.
    A pretty girl and an honest one.
    A cold pint– and another one!”
  • Sometimes you just want to hope for the simple life and a few basic pleasures.
  • A little riddle may be in order and this humorous little rhyme is perfect
  • Work is the curse of the drinking class. –Oscar Wilde
  • Moderation is a fatal thing– nothing succeeds like excess. –Oscar Wilde
  • I’m giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick’s Day.
  • All I ask is that you wait until after St. Patrick’s Day if you happen to be planning my intervention.
  • May your appalling St. Patrick’s Day behavior does not end up in a massive viral video demanding you be brought to justice.
  • Here’s to Hollywood not bothering to make an unwatchable star-studded romantic comedy called St. Patrick’s Day.
  • We are all of us in the gutter. But some of us are looking at the stars. –Oscar Wilde
  • Let’s drink this St. Patrick’s Day like we just publicly resigned from Goldman Sachs.
  • May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick’s Day.
  • Ah, the logic! There is a certain truth to this one and it may just get all your friends thinking.
  • May the winds of fortune sail you,
    May you sail a gentle sea.
    May it always be the other guy
    who says, “this drink’s on me.
  • May the luck of the Irish
    Lead to happiest heights
    And the highway you travel
    Be lined with green lights.
    Wherever you go and whatever you do,
    May the luck of the Irish be there with you.
  • St Patrick’s Day Quotes Blessings
  • You know that we cannot talk about Ireland without mentioning that elusive pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
  • May the lilt of Irish laughter
    lighten every load.
    May the mist of Irish magic
    shorten every road…
    And may all your friends remember
    all the favors you are owed!
  • This toast is a simple way to lighten the mood and remind everyone that you’re all just out for a good time.
  • Man, being reasonable must get drunk;
    The best of life is but intoxication.
  • May those who love us love us.
    And those that don’t love us,
    May God turn their hearts.
    And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
    May he turn their ankles,
    So we’ll know them by their limping!
  • May the winds of fortune sail you,
    May you sail a gentle sea.
    May it always be the other guy
    who says, “this drink’s on me.”
  • May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout from the store.
  • May you taste the sweetest pleasures that fortune ere bestowed, and may all your friends remember all the favors you are owed.
St Patrick's Day Drinking Quotes
St Patrick’s Day Drinking Quotes
  • Let’s rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick’s Day.
  • Always remember to forget
    The things that made you sad.
    But never forget to remember
    The things that made you glad.
  • Use this little verse to wish anyone well. The sentiment is universal and the message is one for a positive future.
  • Save money this St. Patrick’s Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible.
  • This St. Patrick’s Day, let’s discuss whether we’d rather sleep with Colin Farrell, Gabriel Byrne, or Bono before making out with someone who looks like Shane MacGowan.
  • It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick’s Day I won’t be urinating in public with you.
  • Happy St. Patrick’s Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back because we elected a black president.
  • It’s unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick’s Day will likely bring our friendship to an end.
  • I’m glad it’s understood that St. Patrick’s Day takes precedence over your birthday.
  • I hope thousands of wildly intoxicated revelers don’t interfere with your low-key St. Patrick’s Day birthday plans.
  • Funny St Patrick’s Day Captions
  • The drink is the curse of the land.
    It makes you fight with your neighbor.
    It makes you shoot at your landlord–
    and it makes you miss him!
  • When we drink, we get drunk.
    When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
    When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
    When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
    So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
    –Old Irish toast
  • Four blessings upon you…
    Older whiskey
    Younger women
    Faster horses
    More money

St Patrick’s Day Blessings

  • May the road rise up to meet you
    May the wind be always at your back
    May the sun shine down upon your face
    And the rain fall soft upon your fields
    Until we meet again
    May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.
  • May your glass be ever full.
    May the roof over your head be always strong.
    And may you be in heaven
    Half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
  • Here’s to our wives and girlfriends:
    May they never meet!
  • May the dust off your carriage wheels blind the eyes of your foes.
  • May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
  • May your fire never go out.
  • May your well never run dry.
  • Sláinte: Irish Gaelic and pronounced ‘slaw-cha’ means health, much the same as ‘cheers’.
  • May we be alive at this time next year.
  • May the roof above you never fall in and those gathered beneath it never fall out.
  • A bird with one wing can’t fly – said to encourage someone to take a second drink.
  • May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.
  • May the Irish hills caress you.
    May her lakes and rivers bless you.
    May the luck of the Irish enfold you.
    May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
  • May luck be our companion
    May friends stand by our side
    May history remind us all
    Of Ireland’s faith and pride.
    May God bless us with happiness
    May love and faith abide.
  • May you live a long life
    Full of gladness and health,
    With a pocket full of gold
    As the least of your wealth.
  • Lucky stars above you,
    The Sunshine on your way,
    Many friends to love you,
    Joy in work and play-
    Laughter to outweigh each care,
    In your heart a song-
    And gladness waiting everywhere
    All your whole life long!
  • May you have the hindsight to know where you’ve been
    the foresight to know where you’re going
    and the insight to know when you’re going too far.
  • Famous St Patrick’s Day Quotes
  • May you always have work for your hands to do.
    May your pockets hold always a coin or two.
    May the sun shine brightly on your window brightly
    May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
    May the hand of a friend always be near you.
    And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
  • The longest road out is the shortest road home.
  • May the cat eat you and may the devil eat the cat.
  • It is often that a person’s mouth broke his nose.
  • If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, then you’re lucky enough.
  • A son is a son till he takes him a wife. A daughter is a daughter all of her life.
  • Who gossips with you will gossip of you.
  • There are fish in the sea better than have ever been caught.
  • It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead for the rest of your life.
  • A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures.
St Patrick's Day Blessing
St Patrick’s Day Blessing
  • Irish sayings and Irish quotes are in high demand today, being St. Patrick’s Day and all.
  • We’ve compiled some of the best Irish sayings we could find and encourage you to share them.
  • Whether you use them at the table for an Irish blessing, shout them to others at the bar, text them to a friend, or post them to an online profile, the choice is completely yours.
  • May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends beneath it never fall out.
  • Here’s to me, and here’s to you. And here’s to love and laughter. I’ll be true as long as you. And not one moment after.
  • There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were.
  • May the enemies of Ireland never eat bread nor drink whiskey, but be afflicted with itching without the benefit of scratching.
  • Continual cheerfulness is a sign of wisdom.
  • The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill.
  • The stars make no noise.
  • Where the tongue slips, it speaks the truth.
  • Here’s to you and yours, And to mine and ours, And if mine and ours ever come across you and yours, I hope you and yours will do as much for mine and ours and mine and ours have done for you and yours!”
  • You’ll never plow a field by turning it over in your mind.
  • You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your father was.
  • May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks. May your heart be as light as a song. May each day bring you bright, happy hours. That stay with you all the year long.

St Patty’s Day Quotes

  • It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money! –Irish toast
  • An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. –Irish saying
  • All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. – Sean O’Casey
  • Your feet will bring you where your heart is. – Proverb
  • Twenty years a child; twenty years running wild; twenty years a mature man — and after that, praying. – Proverb
  • If you lie down with dogs you’ll rise with fleas. – Proverb
  • A drink precedes a story. – Proverb
  • An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth. – Proverb
  • C’mon, Moe. It’s been St. Patrick’s day for hours now and I’m not drunk yet!
    Homer Simpson
  • There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were. –Irish saying
  • Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip. –Irish saying
  • An Irishman has an abiding sense of tragedy which sustains him through temporary periods of joy. –Irish saying
  • The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. –Irish saying
  • Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick’s Day consists of the night of the seventeenth of March flavored strongly with the morning of the eighteenth. –Uknown
  • May your blessings outnumber
    The shamrocks that grow,
    And may trouble avoid you
    Wherever you go.
    –Irish blessing
  • St Patrick’s Day Greetings Quotes
  • Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don’t want to press your luck. –Unknown
  • A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have. –Unknown
St Patrick's Day Quotes
St Patrick’s Day Quotes
  • If you’re enough lucky to be Irish…
    You’re lucky enough!
    Irish Saying
  • Here’s to a long life and a merry one
    A quick death and an easy one
    A pretty girl and an honest one
    A cold beer and another one!
    Irish Toast
  • The list of Irish saints is past counting; but in it all, no other figure is so human, friendly, and lovable as St. Patrick – who was an Irishman only by adoption. –Stephen Gwynn
  • St. Patrick… one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish. –Charles M. Madigan
  • May misfortune follow you the rest of your life but never catch up. –Irish saying
  • May your home always be too small to hold your friends. –Irish toast
  • May your glass be ever full.
    May the roof over your head be always strong.
    And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
    —Irish prayer
  • May you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten. –Irish blessing
  • In Heaven, there is no beer that’s why we drink it here! –Irish saying
  • May God bless and keep in good health your enemies’ enemies. –Irish blessing
  • May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. –Irish saying
  • Here’s to you and yours and to mine and ours. And if mine and ours ever come across to you and yours, I hope you and yours will do as much for mine and ours as mine and ours have done for you and yours! –Irish toast
  • May the Good Lord take a liking to you,
    … but not too soon!
    Irish Blessing
  • May the road rise to meet you.
    May the wind be always at your back.
    May the sun shine warm upon your face.
    And rains fall soft upon your fields.
    And until we meet again,
    May God hold you in the hollow of His hand.
    Irish Blessing
  • May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you’re dead.
    Irish Blessing
  • May you live all the days of your life.
    Jonathan Swift
  • There are many good reasons for drinking,
    One has just entered my head.
    If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living,
    How in the hell can he drink when he’s dead?
    Irish Saying
  • May you live as long as you want,
    And never want as long as you live.
    Irish Blessing
  • May you live as long as
    There are many good reasons for drinking,
    One has just entered my head.
    If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living,
    How in the hell can he drink when he’s dead?
    Irish Toast
  • Sliocht sleachta ar shliocht bhur sleachta —
    May your children’s children have children.
    Irish Blessing
  • May your neighbors respect you,
    Troubles neglect you,
    The angels protect you,
    And Heaven accepts you.
    Irish Blessing
  • Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
    Alex Levine
  • An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
    Irish Saying
  • St. Patrick — one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.
    Charles M. Madigan
  • It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money!
    Irish Saying
  • May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband (or wife).
    Irish Saying
  • O Paddy dear, and did you hear the news that going round?
    The shamrock is forbidden by law to grow on Irish ground;
    St. Patrick’s Day no more we’ll keep, his colors can’t be seen,
    For there’s a bloody law against the wearing of the green.
    Dion
  • When law can stop the blades of grass from growing as they grow,
    And when the leaves in summer-time their verdure dare not show,
    Then will I change the color that I wear in my caubeen
    But ’till that day, please God, I’ll stick to wearing of the green.
    Dion
  • St. Patrick’s Day is an enchanted time – a day to begin transforming winter’s dreams into summer’s magic.
    Adrienne Cook

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