Happy St Patrick’s Day Funny Quotes :- St. Patrick’s Day is a special day for Ireland and everywhere who descent live in Irish people. 17th March on this day celebrated this occasion. So here we provided the latest collection of funny quotes & images for St. Patrick’s Day celebrations. If you like this post, you can share on social sites Facebook, Linked-In, Tumblr, Reddit, Pinterest. Wish you all very Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all.
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Happy St Patrick’s Day Funny Quotes and Wishes
- A friend is like a 4 leaf clover hard to find lucky to have I’m thankful I have you Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
- My favorite part of the St. Patrick’s Day parade comes right I toss the green marble into the street.
- Happy St. Patrick’s Day to someone who finally has a responsible explanation for being drunk at work on a Tuesday.
- Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential foods groups: alcohol, Caffeine, Sugar, and Fat.
- The luck o’ the Irish is fine but I prefer the scowl o’ the crabby!
- If you find a four-leaf clover it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.
- I must be half Irish… I got all of the temper none of the luck.
- The only doctor that’s ever made me feel better was named Pepper.
- St Patrick’s Day can actually last three or four days if you do it right. or wrong. Especially wrong.
- I’m respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick’s Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear.
- This is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected.
- May the wind at your back not be a result of the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch.
- “I’m not drunk, all right! I just have a speech impediment… and a stomach virus… and an inner ear infection.”
- Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one, A cold beer – and another one.
- An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
- All I ask is that you wait until after St. Patrick’s Day if you happen to be planning my intervention.
- Kiss it or pinch it, its all the same to me. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
- I’m Irish. Where’s my Beer?
- It’s easy to get people dancing at parties. Just hold up the line for the bathroom.
- Happy St Patrick’s Day to someone I’m shocked hasn’t been reported to HR for pinching people.
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